I’m Done

[Music] [Laughter] I’ll explain sometimes things just don’t work out the way you thought they would sometimes not everything can be wrapped up in a bow before I get started with what this video is I do want to let you know that it’s sponsored this sponsorship is very important because I need you to download this if you don’t download this app [Music] [Laughter] [Music] how is that so good [Music] I’m upset I’m mad I’m angry at myself I feel like a failure because I was excited to get this sponsor and I was trying to make a video that made sense it does so we’ll get to that but first I don’t want to do this sponsored a moment here it’s unhealthy and music let’s go somewhere happier in my house that’s no [Music] boo that’s nice wait let’s go in from the palm trees [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] let’s go back to the couch so I can explain why I’m such a fucking mess right now so sometimes I get an idea and I see it in my head and I say oh this is going to be an incredible series maybe three parter oh so many his next video moments and when I get a sponsorship I always like to do something really nice like give some money to charity I was able to write her a check for $30,000 buy a kit a car wait what are you fucking serious yeah spoiler alert that didn’t happen now I’m gonna narrate this whole experience for you because if I don’t you’re gonna be really confused so me and Joe Joe we’re gonna take you on a journey let’s start with yesterday when I got such a great idea so I asked filming because we are about to embark on what I would call a journey you’re proposing not when you’re eating – so this is a brand deal maybe I’ll get you so much tuna baby I’ve got a nice ring so this might be a brand deal but when I was trying to figure out what to do and like how to make it interesting I was like okay what if I like to buy my friends a bunch of dumb stuff like that and then I was like oh we had like a shopping spree where we had a shopping spree at Toys R Us because they’re going out of business they’re bankrupt and everything’s on set they get rings yes they bring pops and rings and they have anyway so I actually really sad about this Toys R Us is officially canceled their O’Hare Toys R Us filing for liquidation and planning to close its doors after nearly 70 years with this liquidation comes many many discounts of course because they’re gonna have to get rid of all this stuff these stores are all slated to close within the next few months and it’s really sad I was on Twitter the other day and there was a moment that said that you can literally buy everything in Toys R Us like not just toys it’s like they’re selling the floor like light bulbs like if they’re ringing you up like you could be like I want that computer and they’ll get it what about the confidence I’d the computer I don’t think there is any captions that leader that’s why they’re closed so then I tried to call them to see what their hours were and it made that noise like that and then I was like oh my god they sold the phone I was like this is the perfect time to do a 24 hours challenge we will be doing the 24 hour overnight challenge you gotta stay try to stay in Walmart for 24 hours without getting kicked out and it was it stores or us yes because you won’t get in trouble because we’re closing and we don’t have to ask for break cuz they’re not so I was like what if he go talk to the manager and be like listen like this is a brand deal I’ll give you some money under the tables you let us spend the whole squad is there [Music] [Music] [Music] she could literally just be like bitch we over like I know the employees there I don’t know that my name but I did buy Minaj g-wagen [Music] that’s like nobody’s home that’s like the purge this is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual purge how much was our us like I genuinely dude like I used to go there all the time when I was a kid I was too poor to buy anything but I would like go there and like look at all the fake food and try to eat it this is supposed to be funny I’m just thinking about like all the people that aren’t jobs now that’s and then like what are they gonna do with all like the SAP part because I don’t think that idea worked as much as I wanted it to huh they released fat Barbies plus-sized B is Kelly’s they also released pickin oh my god changed Barbie oh my god that’s our tonic oh hold on my agents on the phone let me answer hold on taking money moves hey okay I’m filming this right now guys we’re doing this today’s video sponsored by so the plan was odd thumbs up from so now it’s time to go to Toys R Us things couldn’t go wrong right okay all right we need our Toys R Us we need to get there right now because I need to figure out if this is actually gonna work if it’s not gonna work I need to come up with a back-up plan I love that you can’t hear your balls slapping if I did not know I like my package I didn’t want that too I’m proud of it I’m okay this video is sponsored by oh my gosh I thought it was yours so xanax well who does something twist mood so I think we should play the queen of Toys R Us herself just laughs um guys Jojo SIA is a 14 year old taking the world by storm with her big colorful hair bows and even bigger personality so the next thing you’re gonna see is the very very fucking gay car karaoke just fucking mess now the last time I use a Jojo song I was copyrighted so for this next segment um [Music] and and just be open to love whether it’s a guy or a girl just be open to it because I don’t want to go my whole life closing it down and then when I’m like 65 like Bruce Jenner I ended up realizing what I like I don’t want to do that I want to live you know and I don’t want to hate myself anymore I don’t want to be sad all the time how do I have 14 whole Donna’s look at this he felt like literally restraining me didn’t wanna die like this see what I did there than every whoa we can buy everything wait is this everything must go look see percent off that’s it going out of business I bet we can negotiate you know should we just give this girl a shopping spree wait let’s have fun all right before we like talk to employees let’s like a little treasure store I was expecting to see empty aisles and crying people and the ghosts of channels no it was fucking filled with toys and happy people and so fucking busy well our allegation what’s the real team it’s T’s are us all right Willie oh yeah you gotta get the job done so then we got approached by a couple of boys and I was like oh wait you happy the manager so as the employee started telling us how much they hated working there and how they didn’t have a backup job so then I actually did start getting like very invested in the story like wait a minute all these people are going to lose their jobs and what does that mean what are they gonna do and I went into my um weird interview with Toys R Us employees while holding a Joe Joe scene but in my head this was gonna be good wait nevermind when is the store actually closed when they actually closed a dataset and we don’t put any of this any open but aren’t have a say over they do anything like a settlement are today just later like it out are you guys like practice with me interfere or out of the camera for a second so after we talked to those employees they said they were going to go find the manager to talk to us about filming there so as we are waiting for the manager to give us approval to film in the store we just kept looking at all the stupid crap what is this like little vibrator right literally what is it I have know how to camera an actual little vibrator that is coming up should we get him some presents they might not have a new iPhone but they have the new Busytown [Laughter] Ryland me Morgan and then you get it that’s crazy [Laughter] oh my god oh my god six million yeah you guys are crazy no are you kidding me jillee merch and everywhere take me someone to get back to us I think I’ll gonna stay here well that looks great [Music] this is scary oh my god it I just realize that Toys R Us isn’t gonna be around anymore you’re gonna remember when we came here at Christopher [Music] I also found some socks way to ruin the moment oh no what wait shameless what is this oh wait that’s all that weight is drunk oh wait but that’s you with the conspiracy hands hey what’s up you guys hey what’s up you guys that’s me with a conspiracy having Joe Joe with a bow whoa now at this point a manager came up to me and said oh not only could we not film in the store but if somebody did let us film in the store they would be fired and they would go to prison he said that Toys R Us would throw money let that sink in let that sink in we got to get out of here or it’s just not gonna work out yes that’s iconic so we go to the car and I get this feeling some might call it an inspiration okay um I feeling a lot of things I don’t know if we were filming this part but the guy manager of this store said that 50 people work here which means 50 people just here are gonna lose their jobs and they come along now I feel even weird about joking about all of that because that’s so fucking heartbreaking and just talking to her and like learning about her life like I I went back in the store and I was just like I don’t know more about you whatever so her 10 year old sister watches my videos but we were talking about that I got her email she said she’s gonna lose her job what if okay this is crazy what if I emailed the girl and I say hey um I want to write you a check so that you can stop working here saying you have time to find a better job and I also want to do something really cool for your sister I just feel really bad like I know that’s not fixing everything but I wanted to do something nice since this is a sponsored video this is weird I don’t want to be Jay Paul – Jake apologist what I kick her in the head so I guess where he would have thrown the hoverboard that we just bought her head how much should I give her how much do you think people have Toys R Us make almost three thousand for the next two months so we can round it up to five I was gonna go again and it is real I really did want to help her and I really did feel very inspired by this but I’m gonna add really cheesy music – this next moment because I can laugh at it now but it was real just watch okay um we’ve been sitting here for like an hour trying to figure out what we’re gonna do I I feel like it’s weird to not do something nice right well here’s the thing when this started we were just like making fun of Toys R Us going out of business and then when you actually interact with all of the people that are losing their jobs it’s like oh like it’s awful I’ve lost my job before like I know how awful it isn’t how scary it is and now I’m just like Oh hahaha this door sucks it’s just like what the fuck is this so listen I know a lot of people are losing our jobs all across the country and I can’t like help everybody obviously I am not actually Ellen I’ll have that kind of money but I can help her the girl that we were talking to she doesn’t have a job to go to back to this so but is that weird I don’t know I mean why would that be weird helping anyone ever is not weird I just don’t want it to look like I’m trying to like I just I do need to do something cuz now I feel like I feel like a weird feeling like I should go back in and talk to her I mean that’s everything okay so the plan is in motion all I have to do is go in that store and somehow offer this girl ten values look what mr. quitter job right I know it sounds crazy but in the moment I thought I was Ellen no I bet you’re thinking how are you gonna do that Shane is it her boss Candice find out are people gonna say what is this I went into the notes on my phone and I wrote a note that said if I give you ten thousand dollars would you quit this job and come to a video with us tonight where we can surprise your sister that’s a real thing I wrote that I was going to show a person now just imagine you’re working at Toys R Us you’re tired feet hurt there’s Bratz dolls everywhere and so big creepy man comes up to you and shows you that well I wasn’t thinking about that so I went into the store and I was trying to find her and that she was um constantly walking away from me but I thought she was just trying to look like a fan oh just acting cool about it in retrospect I realize she was running away from me because I looked crazy okay we’re in the store and I’ve been trying to get ahold of her but she’s always next to her managers stalking her I don’t know so now it’s a struggle here is this girl how do I find her how do I change her life come out girl come on so then I decide to email her because earlier I got her email and the email sentence hi I’m in the store they would throw her in like a psych ward like this is crazy okay I I’m in the store trying to find you so I can ask you something are you still here she didn’t write back right away but she walks out of the back and I’m like there she is this is my moment let me get out my notes now I don’t think you filmed this part right just a little bit then really didn’t I didn’t want to make it worse well I’ll summarize I showed her the note and as she was reading the note I realized how fucking crazy and stupid this was and how actually offensive it was for me to do this I thought she was gonna cry but then she just goes wait what is this real what is this are you serious not confused so then I explained to her my idea okay you know I’m gonna give you the money you’re gonna quit your job we’ll burn your uniform and we’ll go surprise your sister and I don’t know it give her a Jojo microphone then she goes on to say oh my sister doesn’t want to be in a video okay okay sister just you I guess she goes what would that be I got quiet and that’s when it all hit me was this a stupid idea but she doesn’t even really want to do it but it’s too late because I’ve already shown her the notes and I offered her $10,000 so I make the best of it and she said okay um can you give me a couple days to think about it I said so we went back home I had no fucking idea what to do because I set out to do a fun video of us staying the night at Toys R Us and then I turned it into this series where I’m gonna have all this fun but the girl wasn’t really gone for it it’s too late to back out now all I have is a bunch of footage of me and Rylan being gay in Toys R Us oh my god a spa I’m sorry mister but then the next morning oh I got an email Toys R Us just gave us the closing date already and it’s not that far away so I’ll probably just wait it out so now and she’s not quitting her job doesn’t even really want to do this video but now I feel like I shouldn’t give her money because I feel weird I actually have to give her ten thousand dollars oh my god oh my god fuck see kids oh my god well she didn’t actually quit her job that’s true do I have to clarify with her and say alright so because the contract said if I gave you ten thousand dollars would you quit this job and come to a video with us tonight with your sister you’re not quitting sister doesn’t wanna be in the video and it’s not tonight was on that you know what am I gonna call this idea I paid a stranger I suck and now I literally just lost ten thousand dollars oh my god [Music] I do to the sink buddy [Music] she wasn’t even a quitter job she’s wait a minute what if she knew who she knew it she knows oh wait a minute oh my god conspiracy hey what’s up you guys go back to the scene in the store was she planting the seed I always like to do something really nice like buy somebody something if some money to charity I was able to write her a check for $30,000 by a kid a car wait what she knew she was like 10 David David would have given me a Tesla I guess the moral of the story is don’t try yes what of my brother’s kinda freaked out when I told them I met you at work that’s worth the $10,000 right just just just do a brand deal and keep the money oh that’s a good message no I promise whatever we post next will be so good we weren’t reading this content send you this video say hey your video is not a failure I mean you know what kind of failure not that you do as a failure whatever you need some help with this video and I just wanted to let you know seriously shame those do make everything better they really do those are our superpowers don’t quit your own star whoo all the Jojo codes and as I said I love you you’re not a failure you are epic you’re amazing all right fine mom go easy there buddy don’t subscribe oh just leave oh please just just leave my channel [Music] Ashley’s reopen doors [Laughter]